.... Innovative Exclusive Whisky Producer Glenmacben Ltd: are delighted to announce the release a very, very rare, limited edition, exceptional Blended Scotch Singular Malt Whisky which will only be available through private application via their Head Office in Bond Street, London.
Brand Ambassador Tabitha Tittyworth-Rojer, who's great, great aunt had a Scottish connection said, "I simply can't believe it! we just found this incredible Scotch sitting, lost, somewhere, all forgotten till we discovered it again whilst herding the deer at Glen Glenmacben, it's incredible, so we only want to share the excitement with all exclusivly, discerning aficionados around the world, AND the Whisky may be 100 years old".
The asking price will be only £50,000 each, and this is surely an investment worth re-mortgaging the house for, with a unique non-labeled 'Bolloxi' crystal decanter, half-filled to emphasize the rareness of this whisky and it's relationship with the elements of fire and earth, sea and sky.
The accompanying Papyrus Scroll is hand written by Glenmacben's resident poet and dream-catcher Bobby MacBen who explains that you too can share the passion, privilege, pride and provenance with each 'feature vessel' numbered and available cradled within an optional hand-woven plaid-trimmed heather basket for only an extra £2,000.
The bottle stopper is designed to give that 'big knob' feel to the proud owner, and has been 'clutch/grip' tested for maximum expression of 'pull-feel'.
Enjoy it,
if you can afford it.
I've ordered mine.
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I'll take two!
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